Karma’s a bitch, but you don’t have to be

Karma’s a bitch, but you don’t have to be

Felicity was dating one of Matt's friends, a rather dense boy whose talents including smashing beer cans on his face. As I settled into my seat trying to put on my best game face, I glanced over and noticed my notoriously unfaithful ex and this cute little thing locking eyes.  It was in that very moment I realized, I  was unceremoniously fucked.

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Nobody Gets To See The Wizard

Nobody Gets To See The Wizard

Now it’s true, he valiantly attempted to help Dorothy get back to Kansas, declaring that he would take her there himself, but that was only AFTER he was exposed as a fraud.  Since Sociopaths are known to have entrepreneurial versatility, the minute he was no longer going to be revered by his loyal subjects as all the all-powerful, all knowing OZ, he had to quickly shift gears to Savior (another favorite of the sociopath).